March 2012
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“When one foot walks, the other foot rests.”
– Indian Proverb
February 2012
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Also,
How did I get travelers diarreha moving to a different part of the province?
Imagine I was in some tropical place, scary thoughts bro.
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I had a dream about cuddles;
This girl offered to being my sister and cuddles out of the house for some reason. Meanwhile my dad and I went to this random vegan grocery and another store somewhere up north.
We get back and im asking weres cuddles since jen is right there. So I call the girl to thank her and they were trying to play a trick on me. Cuddles was in his box in my closet and I was like relieved he was home.
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I really have grown up;
In the olden days I would lie awake upon endless nights frustrated and driving myself insane.
Am I annoyed, yes.
Am I frustrated, yes.
Does any if this actually matter, no.
Will any if this change the course of my future, no one knows.
What I do know is, none of this matters. I have to stay positive, stay true to myself and my beliefs. I have to meditate and find my inner self. I have to be at...
meditate
meditate, read, meditate, read, meditate, read and when all else fails. MEDITATE and READ some moar.
My next venture. I shall be the bachelorette MARK... →
This drives me crazy
I stare at my phone and I’m like ring bitch ring.
This is my life today.
My internet is slower then George Bush responding...
Gold and silver walk into a bar, some guy shouts A U.
That’s enough material for one day.
Just wait for it.
How hard have I been hitting the crack pipe?
Wtf was that all about.
More importantly my dream that has awoken me.
my family and I went to this cabin right on vacation for some reason the water was closed or some shit so we had to entertain ourselves for the time. No one in my family has ever watched a scary movie a day in their life apparently we thought during this time we should.
Basically the movie was hypnotic and a death trap,...
OKAY,
I’ve held myself back long enough, I shall explode NOW.
Firstly, if you feel any need to voice your useless not asked for opinions before you do, DON’T.
I don’t want to hear it.
I don’t care.
I don’t need people who know eff all about me saying shit or providing information on how I should live. OKAY.
I am a good person.
One of the very rare few that actually...
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Proud Moment!
Apparently that dream was just a déjà vue for...
I had a dream right;
Basically what I can remember was when I went to poop I guess it was mushy and when I wiped it went all over me. Nice dream. Too close to reality my friend..
On a side note people always used to make fun of me and my 3 hour shifts now I notice a lot of people are doing that. Did I commence a trend or were people just pulling a high school on me?
(pulling a high school: making fun and creating...
I've been meaning to say so much lately..
but I have SO MUCH on my mind. I don’t even know why.
I guess between the reoccurring familial drama, my life anxieties and issues and then the whole friendship/relationship thing. I got two options either I try to climb this wall or I go back from where I came from.
I’m not weak, I was very weak but I am stronger now. I’m more confident, a bit more mature, more diverse, open...
Dream;
My dreams are effed lately. So I was me and I had a brother and sister and these people wanted to kill me because I knew secrets of the past or some shit.
There was those old school egyptians dressed like cleopatra and other ancient shit.
Anyway, I was kidnapped and brought to live in the underground water world and some reporter who turned out to be my brother rescued me. We got back to...
The dream I am about to share is completely from...
I want you to know I am not over dramatizing or adding in details for effect. I will write it out exactly how I remember it. This is not based off some movie or book I read recently or ever, I have a sick and clearly imaginative subconscious.
The way it starts isn’t clear. I’m on a boat, think titanic but not that old. Anyway, it’s not from this century I am on that boat I...
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“Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.”
– Confucius
Daily Good Challenge: Day 26; →
dailygoodchallenge:
I sort of failed today, or did I?
I’ve been on a quest lately to do something out of the ordinary, don’t ask. I just wanted to stop posting days like “I called my cat cute or I left the last cookie for so and so.” Not that I don’t believe that every little actions counts and makes a difference, I…
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“There are two ways to live: you can live as if nothing is a miracle, or you can...”
– Albert Einstein
I fought so hard to get to the internet..
and now here I am, I can tell I have missed nothing and this was pointless.
lols.
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I AM.
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I will not..
Be going to the John Molson Business School, due to mathematical requirements that I don’t even think I can read.
So long hot men in suits and dressy up every day to go to school. Although, I think that would be a bitch. Waking up at 7 every morning to dress like you’re going to a stockholders meeting. I lucked out, really.
Next on the “I woke up this morning thinking about and...
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“The most important thing in this world is to learn to give out love, and let it...”
– Morrie Schwartz
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“For it’s not me who has been exposed, but you. For I have seen the nipple...”
– Elaine Benes
Made My Day!
Anuj says:
OMGGG
AHH, that reminded me
all night i was having fucking nightmares of having a girl engrave her name on my dick
Stephanie says:
WHAT
LOL WHAT
HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA
I CANT
TAKE IT
OMG
WTF
HAAHAHAHAWHAHAHAHAH
Anuj says:
it was horrifying lol
andi just woke up like
AHH, fucking wayne, how do you like this
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Dreams;
There’s was a lot of TV actors and the main plot was getting me to go to school but I had missed the school bus and I refused to take the city bus so I had to walk.
Someone offered to walk with me and then they ditched me. I finally got to school and I don’t even know why, everyone just expected me not to be there and I got made fun on so I left.
Then my dad went to some party that...
“Sometimes your joy is the source of your smile, but sometimes your smile can be...”
– Thich Nhat Hanh
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I also had a dream last night..
Where the Broncos made it to the Superbowl and won. I had a bet going with Tim Tebow, who was apparently my boyfriend that if his team won we would get married. Which was his idea..
The whole thing was ridiculous. Anyway, so we were engaged and we went to visit my parents to introduce them to him because apparently I engage myself to people without my family even knowing who the guy is.
It was...
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Dreams;
Last night I had R. Kelly’s trapped in the closet music playing the background of my dreams and I kept hearing “CLOSET.”
Anyway, one dream was all about myself and smoking. I could smell it and taste it. I guess it was because I watched a movie right before bed and these people were smoking like crazy, must of raised some sort of craving.
I can’t remember the rest, I...
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Ladies and gentleman the day has come;
I always wondered why my grandma’s and most of my moms side of the family had huge tits and yet my sister and I had next to nothing which is even lesser then my mothers bee stings.
I digress to the point, I’ve noticed in the last few months a growth and shrinkage in my boobs. Anyway today I realized they have actually grown, not to go into detail about feeling myself up but yeah. I...
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Vegan Recipes.
The daily vegan planner by Jolinda Hackett
Easy Vegan French Toast
2 bananas
1/2 cup soy milk
1 TBSP orange juice
1 TBSP maple syrup
3/4 TSP vanilla
1 TBSP flour
1 TSP cannamon
1/2 TSP nutmeg
oil or margarine for frying pan
12 slices of bread
Use a blender to mix bananas, soy milk, orange juice, vanilla and maple syrup until smooth.
Whisk in flour, cinnamon and nutmeg.
Heat oil or...
“I can’t wait to make cum.”
– W. C.
OMFG, I love my life and shitbook.
I had an old account that was deactivated but kept sending me notification for some stupid reason anyway it wanted me to see this. I DIED but resurrected myself so I could type right here. SELF EXPLANATORY.
Wayne See
girlfriend
literally im SO FUCKING HORNY OMG i swear my dick has ur name engraved in it like fml i wanna eat ur pussy up soo bad i cant wait to make cumm i wanna taste ur...